Friday, October 12, 2007

Fro-Yo Update

Our insider has confirmed that The Law Office of Marty Lipton has in fact removed the firm’s frozen yogurt machine from the premises. Contrary to popular belief, the frozen yogurt machine was not removed for required maintenance. Rather, we have learned that the machine was donated to Skadden Arps in order to make room for the Pinkberry franchise that is slated to open next week on WLRK’s 24th floor.

Lipton has always been one step ahead of the competition. Though at one time, a frozen yogurt machine may have been the perk that convinced top law school recruits to accept offers from WLRK over its competitors, times are changing. In order to lure away top candidates, many top firms now offer frozen yogurt machines, some of which change flavors weekly. Lipton wannabes, however, will now have to pony up a Pinkberry franchise just to keep pace.

Along with Pinkberry’s two (that’s right, two!) delicious flavors, regular or green tea, WLRK attorneys will now be able to enjoy a host of fresh and exotic fruit toppings including bananas, kiwi, passionfruit, and our favorite, durian flown in from Southeast Asia.

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